Squirt guns don't soak people; people soak people.

One of the really fun annual hash run events is the Super Soaker trail. Everyone is instructed to bring a water gun and it is fun to see the array of water weaponry that shows up. This year the trail and on-after party was at Dab's house north of Tampa. Trail was a nice mix of terrain and there were several stops with water to allow reloading of ammo as well as stashes of water balloons for impromptu ambush attacks.